Saturday, November 3, 2007


The University of Southern Indiana in a Hundred Years
The University of Southern Indiana will probably be drastically different in 100 years. A hundred years is a long time. Many changes will take place in the next hundred years. This college will probably be very high tech. The students will probably drive cars that convert into planes. These cars are going to be awesome. They will fly at around two hundred miles an hour. They will be the type of plane that can just take off from a still position. Students will be able to get the car/plane in whatever color you could ever dream of. They will also have cell phones that can do anything they want them to do. The students will be dressed in the weirdest looking clothes, but that will be the style in a hundred years. The students will also have robots that do everything for them. The robots will be around $2,000 for a brand new one. They will do the students homework. It will clean up their dorm room. The robot will also cook anything they want. The Loft and University Center will be gone. No one will ever know there was a Burger King, or any other restaurants on this campus. There will be no more teachers. The teachers will be replaced by either robots or computers. The classes that have robots that teach them will be really sophisticated. The robot will be able to move around the class. It will also be able to tell when anyone in the class is cheating. The robot will also hand out work and also collect it from the students. You will have to have a 4.0 to get into any classes that have robots as teachers. If you are not smart enough to get into those classes then you will just be put in a class with a bunch of computers. The computers will teach the student everything. The computer will also give the student their grades. The computers will have all of the tests and finals installed on them. These classes will be really complicated, but quite easy. The biggest change over the next hundred years is going to be that students will only have to go to school for two years. Two year colleges will be the only colleges to chose from. The University of Southern Indiana is also going to be drastically larger. The campus is going to be huge. Probably, ten to fifteen times bigger than what it is now. The University of Southern Indiana is going to buy out the east side of Evansville. That way the students will never have to go off campus to get hardly anything. The Wal-Mart will be right in the heart of the campus. The campus will be so great in size that students will be forced to drive their plane/car to all classes and events. Sports at the University of Southern Indiana in the next hundred years is going to be huge. The athletes are going to be division one athletes. They will probably be paid by the school to play here. Men’s Basketball is going to be huge here in one hundred years. The athletes are going to be so big and strong. The basketball team will also play in a huge field house called “The Eagles Nest”. It will be one of the nicest field houses in the state of Indiana. It will seat about seventy-thousand. Students will be offered discounted season tickets. The players will have the best equipment. They will be able to get any shoe they want. The Jerseys will be the best of the best. The players will also get sweat suits for away games and, also a one of a kind duffle bags. The duffle bags will have a built in I-pod. Football is another sport that the University of Southern Indiana is going to have in a hundred years. Football is going to be the most popular sport on the campus. The University of Southern Indiana football team will consist of about one-hundred and twenty-five players. The players will be the best of the best athletes. They are going to be so good. They will also be paid to be an athlete at the university. The football team will be the best team in the nation. They will be huge. People will be coming from all over the country to see the University of Southern Indiana football team. The stadium that the football team will play in in one hundred years is going to be huge. It will be as nice as the new Lucas Oil Stadium that is being constructed right now for the Indianapolis Colts. It will seat around ninety-five thousand people. The field will have the best turf you could imagine. At the fifty yard line there will be a huge image of an eagle. The end zones will be painted blue, with white lettering that says, “Eagles”. The equipment that will be given to the student athletes will be the best you can buy. The pads will be up to date. The helmets will be so high tech. The helmets will be heated when it is cold outside. They will have a fan to cool the athlete down when it is hot. The best feature of the new helmet will be the I-pod. The I-pod will be installed in the helmet to last forever. It will have a battery that never goes dead. The helmet will have a stand that u put it on to install new songs onto it. Overall, the University of Southern Indiana will be drastically different in one hundred years. The campus will be greatly larger. The sports will be so much bigger. The classrooms will be way more sophisticated. Lastly, there will be no teachers on the campus in a hundred years.

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